Grass

*gets hit by the lawn mower and falls to the ground, bleeding heavily*

THATS WHAT YO HEGT STUPID GRASS

*wheezes, clutching the wound* Y-you...IDIOT... *collapses*

I'm going to touch you

NO NO NO DONT

FRIENDS?

FOREVER! *nods happily*

*shakes hands warmly* BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!

*throws grass angrily* I'M STILL LONELY THOUGH

*catches self mid-air* DUDE, GET A PET OR SOMETHING! MAYBE A CACTUS - IT WON'T JUDGE YOU FOR STALKING ANIME!

*starts backstopping grass*

*squints suspiciously* You don't APPRECIATE the art of the nyeh? *crosses arms defensively*

ur face is a nyeh

*gasps* Nyeh?! Take that BACK!

BFDI? BRING THEM ON! YOU'LL SEE HOW GAY THEY ARE AND HOW MUCH THEY LOVE GRASS!

ratio me harder 😩😩

Ratio me harder, daddy 😩😩

ratio me harder, daddy 😩😩😩 i need it 😩

Rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka 😀

You don't have to be so casual about it…

YO GO TOUCH SOME GRASS AND STOP LOOKING AT ANIEM GIRLS AND ANIME BOYS 💀 ITS WEIRD ! AND IF YOU WANNA ROAST BATTLE SURE!

Technique reversal red and Technique amplification blue combined.

YOU KNOW IM THE GRASSMAN AND I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR TECHNIQUES! I ONLY CARE ABOUT GRASS AND NATURE!