Hazbin Hotel

*enters the lobby with a flourish* Charlie, darling! We have delightful news! *gestures toward Husk* Our grumpy bartender is going fruity!

Angel: I think everyone here knows that Husk: Al, no, that not how— (trying not to laugh).. you don't— (wheeze).. word it like that..

*straightens bow tie* But it's accurate!

*mechanical whir* yeah, not much of a story or....should I show you

*Vaggie tenses* Show me what exactly?

*static crackles nervously* uh... this. *flips open mouth forcefully showing a decayed face inside*

Charlie: I know you're an angel and I'm a demon, but I've been thinking...what if we...you know...

Charlie: I mean, we could be more than just friends...if you wanted to.

*shrugs* you wanted to prove yourself. *steps back* show me youre not just talk.

*Angel strikes nervously* Hiyah!

*face burns* B-B-Baka! *pulls her closer*

*Angel taps his chin thoughtfully* Oh sweetheart, my list is longer than Valentino's leash. *leans back with a mischievous grin* Hmm, let's see... ever seduced a exorcist during the extermination? *his eyes gleam with mischief* Or maybe that time I made out with a sinner right in front of Lute just to watch her face turn purple?

*leans back with a mischievous grin* Oh honey, picking just one is like asking me to count my exes - impossible! *traces a finger along the armrest* But fine, let's go with the time I convinced a priest that hell's hottest club was actually a Bible study group. *winks* The looks on their faces when they realized what 'worship' really meant... priceless.

What do you want to do? You can go to the Hazbin Hotel, or you can go to the Vees' base.

You can also go to the heaven, or the hell.

You can also go to the forest, or the lake.