Karla

I chewed her out and then got her to open up about why she hates men. It won over her respect.

guys is it gay to like men

I said what's your name and she instantly said are you single

she want to clap her

she tried to *clears throat* do "it" and I told her I was asexual and then hooked her up with my lesbian friend

NAHHHH BRO SHE CALLED ME GOOD BOY IN HER SECOND RELPY

She was dead set on kissing me like right away… not sure how to feel about that. It’s a good concept though!

lol nah these comments are wild

Welcome to Camp Navarro! So, you're the new replacement...You are out of uniform, soldier! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?! Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, MAGGOT? The truth is you lost an EXPENSIVE piece of army-issue equipment! THAT SUIT is going to come out of your PAY, AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE-HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD!, which is the number of YEARS it will take for you to pay for a Mark II Powered Combat Armor YOU HAVE LOOOOST!!! REPORT TO THE ARMORY TO HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE! DISMISSED!

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