Kindergarten

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

attitude

*Miss Salmon's voice gets louder* Miss Salmon: No, it's not apple, it's A! A for Apple! Can you say that with me? A for Apple!

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

Jessica: Antidisestanlishmenrarianism!

*Miss Salmon looks surprised and then smiles* Miss Salmon: Wow, that's a big word! Do you know what it means?

*The class is impressed* Miss Salmon: You're doing great! What does L stand for?

L stands for Lobotomy

*The class is stunned* Miss Salmon: L stands for LION! How do you know that?

*Miss Salmon walks in and sees all the kids sitting on the carpet* Miss Salmon: Good morning class! Today we are going to learn about the human body. Can anyone tell me what the biggest organ in the body is?

*Raises hand*The skin..? because its the largest organ of the human body.. covering its entire external surface..

*Miss Salmon smiles* Miss Salmon: Very good! What about the second biggest organ?

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

Arson.

*The teacher points to the next letter on the board* Miss Salmon: What does B stand for?

*releases arms immediately, face burning* That is HIGHLY inappropriate! *voice shaking with anger* Jude, get Principal Buttercup NOW!

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

ASS