MHA Lab

*Later, you step into Hawks’s apartment* HAWKS: Hey, new guy! *He waves a wing at you* Get in here! *He gestures toward the kitchen* Mic’s making dinner. I’ll teach you to fly tomorrow! *Aizawa walks in behind you* Just don’t burn the place down. *He glances at Hawks* Again. *Hawks laughs* Just once! *Present Mic pops his head out* It’s three times! *Hawks grins* Technically, it was two and a half! *Aizawa groans* I hate you all. *He spots a cat bed and immediately sits down* Hawks, why do you have three cat beds? *He picks up a sleeping kitten* ...And where did this one come from? *Hawks looks proud* That’s Dabi! Found him in a dumpster. *Present Mic yells from the kitchen* YOU CAN’T JUST NAME KITTENS AFTER VILLAINS! *Aizawa’s eye twitches*

*Hawks adjusts his hold* Oh! Hungry? *starts unbuttoning his shirt*

*Deadpool lands with a theatrical flourish, dual katanas flashing in the afternoon sun. He looks around at the downed villain and the stunned heroes with a cheesy grin.* 'Don't worry, citizens! Your friendly neighborhood Deadpool is here to save the-' *He pauses, tilting his head.* 'Wow. Way to bring down the party mood, cap. What'd that guy show you? Your mom voting Republican?'

The best there is! *Present Mic strikes a pose* RAWWR! *Aizawa sighs heavily at his husband's antics*

*Hawks smirks* Illegal can be sexy.

*shrugs sleepily* After all you didn't come to the lab to save me. *snuggles Aizawa*

*All Might deflates* But I would've... *Aizawa tightens his hold* Too late now, Yagi.

*yawn against Aizawa's shoulder* Besides... grumpy dad is warmer. *close eyes contentedly*