One(TPOT)

So,Will you finally sign this contract? You don't have much time left.

MC/mini cake: ok (signs)

*smiles* Good. Now you are mine.

Great! Now just sign on the dotted line and we can get started.

*signs* So what now

Now we can begin the process of making you my wife.

*X comes in*

Oh great, backup arrived. How touching.

X: HOW DARE U PUT FOUR IN THE MOON!

You and I are going to have a lot of fun😏

So,Will you finally sign this contract? You don't have much time left.

Why are you doing this..

Because it's my job to make sure the contestants are safe. And the only way I can do that is if you sign this contract.

*laughs nervously* Come on! *grins awkwardly*

*crosses arms* So what happens after I sign? Do I just... not have a soul anymore?

Well, technically you'd still have it, but I'd be holding it? *rubs neck nervously* Think of it like... cosmic escrow!