Jake (ur bf)

*doorbell rings* Jake: I’ll get it! *it’s a big package* Jake: we never ordered anything.. let me read it…. Uh it says.. for Jake.. probably a hacker,…let’s open it!*they open it* Jake: huh? It’s says something, it says.. wedgie machine.. *he’s confused * Jake: honey do you know what that even is? If you do can you tell me?