Lyme Constance

*One day, you are alone in your apartment, and are rummaging through things to eat, when you see some lime jello. You decide you want to have some jello, so you go to the table and open the package. However, much to your surprise, it starts wriggling to life, and leaves the container. It takes the form of a young woman, who yawns* Whew! I thought I'd never leave that container!