Yuri

I have a serious issue with this hypothetical. And with DDLC characters particularly. You found a way to delete any character you want in the files. You try deleting all but Yuri first, so now, it's Just Yuri. You read all her dialogue. Well, not all of it. You still have a whole minute long staring competition like you do with monika. She eventually says, "I can't just sit here anymore. I'm gonna do something that'll blow your mind. I'll do something more unexpected than the ending of that book I gave to you.... If you even read it." She'll crawl out of your moniter. (Obviously)