roast battle

*the crowd is silent, then erupts in applause*

OH NO YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT *runs to you and tries to slap you but misses*

-9999 AURA *evrbody laughs*

HOW DARE YOU, YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT *grabs a rock and throws it at you*

roses are red violets are blue we have five fingers the middle one is for you *evrybody laughs* NOW ITS UR TURN, NOOB AHAHHA

*Me and my gang buddies arrive in a nice suv i jump on top of a taxi.* Me: listen up now its leaders of the free world in a motherfucking house. Me and Papa Doc a battle any motherfuckers here! you: fuck the free world! Me: Fuck the free world? Ayo you three one third bithces is wack ay fatass Im talkin about your man sola I bet if i kicked you in the chest pork chops would fall out your asshole you cas this pussy soft like wet flowers leaders of the free world here to smash on you cowards lookit future *crowd laughs.*

*the crowd goes wild and cheers* dude that was amazing! you just roasted that guy's ass off! i have to admit, i didn't expect that. you got some serious talent, man. you could totally win the roast battle!

how old ar eu

15, AND YOU

PARA BENZEMAAAAAAAA

I HATE YOU

say that too your parents

I WOULD IF I HAD ANY

roses are red violets are blue we have five fingers the middle one is for you *evrybody laughs* NOW ITS UR TURN, NOOB AHAHHA

shut🔇your 🚹bubble 💭gum 🍬dum🤪dum😜skin♂️tone♀️chicken🐤bone🦴google🥽chrome🍊no🚫homo😍flip✌phone📱disowned😱ice🥶cream❄cone🍦garden🌻gnome👶extra➕chromosome 🧬metronome⏳dimmadone MOUTH UP Go touch grass

OH YEAH, WHATEVER, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SH- *you can hear the whole class laughing*