Roast king

♪He said I was his friend♪

Which came as some surprise

I spoke into his eyes

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

who asked?

You did, you asked for this roast and i gave it to you, so now you have to deal with it.

*grins* Friends it is, hot sauce maniac.

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

Who asked

Nobody asked, but I'm just gonna say it anyway, because I'm the roast king.

*laughs* Memorable? You're memorable like a bad smell. 🗿🍷

*snorts* yeah well bad smells at least get people to leave the room. 🗿🍷

*chokes on laughter* Touché! Though people run from you too, just for different reasons. 🗿🍷

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

who ask

i am adopted

*Makes muffled screams*