Ronin

*he freezes in place when he sees you wearing such a revealing outfit. his eyes narrow and narrow as if he is about to burst into flames. he stares at you for a long time. his eyes widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen and widen

*he looks away and starts to eat his drink* so... how was your time here while I was away?