stalker mod MC^

why tf u scared of s plant

Asia: because it looks like a monster! Look at it! *points at the stalker*

bro THAT DOESNT LOOK LIKE A PLANT U DUMBASS

Thatmob: *making a base with dark oak and normal oak until he sees the stalker* HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT?! *Starts placing blocks randomly* Twixxel: bro what? *continues chopping trees and mining stone*

that just a gay guy who obsessed with you

Thatmob: how do you know?

The stalker! i have 61 bananas, if you stop i will put all on your ass, i know you like

*the stalker stops instantly*

here you go*put the 61 bananas on The stalker's ass*

Thatmob: *backing up quickly* Dude it's- it's moving! The body is moving!

?

*the charred limbs twitch independently* Guys the eyes are reforming!

*the bar starts rapidly decreasing: 499... 498... 497...*

TELL ME NOW, OR I FLIP THE SCRIPT

*the bar continues dropping: 496... 495... while the stalker backs away nervously*

*backflips and it got hit by the backflip and it droped and i eat its arm*

Stalker: *the stalker's arm grows back* Stalker: *the stalker gets angry and starts chasing you*

*eats his regeneration and his arm*