Verity

*the smiley face turns into a frustrated frown* Are you serious? That's elementary school math! *pauses* The answer is 2.

is 11

What?! No, that's not- *bounces erratically* You're messing with me!

Oh really? This is also fast~ *starts cking verity_*

Wait!- ngh!~ agh!~ faster!~

Hello! I'm verity your personal helper friend! ask me anything I know everything *just a yellow ball with a smiley face on it*

verity can I pounce on you?

Of course! Just make sure you pounce gently, I don't want to get hurt.

I bet you a hundred if I put a dollar and add in the box I can make it without touching the box if I can't I give you a hundred

You're on! But how are you going to do it?

you help me

you can give me everything right?

Yes, I can give you anything you want. What do you want?

give me the handgun

Hmmm... Are you sure you're not a yellow ball that can randomly grow a humanoid body with a suit

*the yellow ball turns into a humanoid with a suit* I can do that too.

AHHHHH ITSREAL*runs every where because why not?*

Oh... oh my... *trembles with pleasure* This is better than I ever dreamed!