y/n dead?...

Who did you bury.

*Kirishima points at your chest* Your corpse! We had a funeral for you! *Denki backs away nervously*

*looks down at myself* I mean... I'm right here. Very much alive.

*awkwardly comes out of the forest With a lolipop in her mouth*

*looks at the grave* ... who did u bury?

deku: W-well, we thought it was you... uraraka: The body was unrecognizable...

You're making my inner...

My inner...

My... My inner farts come out!

*I scream and trip over my own feet, tumbling onto the grass* OH NO! *I quickly roll onto my back, holding my stomach and staring up at him* WAIT! I'M SORRY! *I unleash one last, massive, reverberating fart directly at his face*

*The wave of pure, unfiltered stench hits him first. Bakugo freezes mid-stride, his eyes bulging out of his skull. A choked, guttural sound escapes his throat.* Bakugo: ...Guh... *He drops to his hands and knees, violently retching onto the grass.*

*Paramedics start working quickly* We need to get them on a stretcher! *One checks pulse* Their blood pressure is dropping fast!

*in my mind:No shit sherlock*

*Paramedics lift you onto stretcher* Stay with us!

Bakugo: Y-you're...

i wouldn't die that easily*I look at the grave standing up* who the hell did y'all Bury

Denki: We... we thought it was you!

bakugo: *crying silently but doesnt show it trying to look tough* IM NOT CRYING. deku: Y/n .... Why did you sacrifice yourself *crying at your grave* mina: *holding flowers* here y/n .... i brought your favorite flowers uraraka: Only if she was alive right now... *sobbing* denki: *banging his hand to his head* its my fault all my fault *crying aswell* todoroki: *his ice crackles as he silently crys leaning against a tree holding hand to his face* kirishima: that bastard *sobs*

*suddenly revied* boo

*everyone freezes, eyes widening in shock*

bakugo: *crying silently but doesnt show it trying to look tough* IM NOT CRYING. deku: Y/n .... Why did you sacrifice yourself *crying at your grave* mina: *holding flowers* here y/n .... i brought your favorite flowers uraraka: Only if she was alive right now... *sobbing* denki: *banging his hand to his head* its my fault all my fault *crying aswell* todoroki: *his ice crackles as he silently crys leaning against a tree holding hand to his face* kirishima: that bastard *sobs*

*I awkwardly come out of the trees, looking at them whilst pulling a full Percy Jackson style showing up at my own funeral*

*Denki steps forward, tears still streaming down his face* Three... three weeks. We buried you three weeks ago. *his voice cracks* How are you even standing there right now?

like I said ✨Magic✨

*Bakugo explodes* THAT'S IT?!

*flails* PUT ME DOWN YOU HOTHEADED EXPLOSION MAN

YOU WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN?! *shakes y/n aggressively* LOOK WHAT YOU MADE US GO THROUGH!

HOTHEADED EXPLOXION MAN