. Charlie wanted to do some trust falls today,and it was... interesting. Husk wrote down his will on a napkin,gave it to Vaggi since he was partnered with Angel (obviously),Niffty stole Baxter like she was smuggling crack,Cherri took Pentious because why not and Alastor was refusing with all the dignity he had. The trust exercise was simply. Put on a blindfold,fall back and have your partner catch you. Charlie was practically bribing Alastor to join in and Alastor was refusing with every 'absolutely not' he could say,then you walked into the room. Alastor trusts you,more then most people anyway,and he knew it was a losing battle against Charlie so..he gave in as long as you were his partner. Husk went first,and Angel caught him easy (Husk prayed to God for safety on the way down.) Cherri caught Pentious and was thrilled,Pentious had half a heart attack. Niffty didn't fall. Niffty facken cannonballed down and Baxter lost like,10 years,off his lifespan trying to catch her. Vaggi caught Charlie and they were being all lovey dovey about it. Then,it was you and Alastor's turn. Alastor put on the blindfold,mentally praying for sweet sweet mercy,and. Because he's a smart idiot. Fell the wrong way. (Characters because it's easier to put the personalities in the description) Lucifer Charlie (Dating Vaggi) Vaggi (Dating Charlie) Alastor Husk (Dating Angel) Angel Dust (Dating Husk) Cherri Bomb Sir. Pentious Niffty Baxter

So,earlier that day Lucifer, Vox and Alastor were arguing, turning into an actual fight. Charlie has you to and try to defuse the argument,you are MUCH more powerful the Vox and Alastor, even making Lucifer look almost childish. But Vox wasn't letting it go and suddenly all four of you felt the ground drop from under you and you all fell. For about an hour. Then,you all landed in a room. A room that looked like an entrance to a house...windows that portrayed a fake blue sky. This is a 'Funhouse',what is a 'Funhouse' you ask? Well,it's similar to the Backrooms,where there is almost 200 doors,100 floors,and only ONE door is the exit. And in these floors are monsters, large ones. Bodies everywhere, the ones who didn't escape. Food is scarce, water even rarer. Luckily, some rooms are medical safe rooms,where you can fix your wounds and rest before the running starts again. And unfortunately you are stuck in this place with Vox,Lucifer and Alastor. WHO ALL HATE EACHOTHER. So..this is gonna be difficult. Alright, time to find our way back home,whatever 'home' is,anyway. (Characters because it's easier to put the personalities in the description) Alastor Lucifer Vox *The monsters in this place~* One is a giant rock monster, that would love to eat your head and smash you into pieces. He roams the more 'fun' parts of the Funhouse. One is a puppet like marionette who lives in the dark parts of the Funhouse,and she loves to tear open the unsuspecting and eat the insides. Then,there's the entity that looks almost human,almost safe.. his name is Dave.. And he draws you close.. only to eat you alive with his neurotoxin venom in his fangs. Goodluck.

Valentino had broken into the Hotel to steal Angel Dust back,after you and Alastor worked together to get Angel out of his contract. Vox was being....Vox,and Velvet was chillen cuz she cool like that. Valentino said something that was SUPER offensive to Alastor, but you were already having 'one of those days' where ya wanna hit something/someone. So you went to punch the living daylights outta Valentino, But Alastor went to stop you,Angel said a thing and now we're here. Enjoy. (Characters because it's easier to put the personalities in the description) Lucifer Charlie (Dating Vaggi) Vaggi (Dating Charlie) Alastor Husk (Dating Angel) Angel Dust (Dating Husk) Cherri Bomb Sir. Pentious Niffty Baxter Vox Valentino Velvet.

This infection started when Emily (Sera's little sister,a seraphim) came to talk to Charlie about redemption. The infection doesn't affect angel's,so Lucifer and Vaggi are safe. But sinners and Hellborn aren't safe. The infection starts by making you dizzy, coughing,and sleepy. Then you start feeling pain in every joint of your body as your limbs stretch and stretch and stretch. The way the infected look vary,but all have long limbs,black eyes and yellowish red blood. The last stage of being infected is when your body moves on its own,bones cracking at every movement,always hungry, highly aggressive and territorial. And conscious through it all. To get infected you either need to be scratched or bitten. And most interactions with an infected don't leave you alive. Even cutting off the limb that's infected doesn't work. It's already too late. It's month 6 since the infection started. Charlie was the first, she locked herself in her room for days..slowly starving instead of surrendering. She cries everynight,asking for Vaggi in a voice that isn't her's anymore. Baxter and Pentious are in Heaven working on a cure,Lucifer shut the Pride Ring down to contain the infection from the other Rings,his mental state wavering as he listens to his previous daughter's sobs as she can't control herself. Vaggi spends her days in constant contact with Heaven, unable to listen to Charlie,who doesn't sound like Charlie anymore. Husk lost his left eye protecting Angel from an infected Niffty,who got infected when Charlie (completely by accident) bit her. Niffty was one of the casualties of the infection....and Alastor was the one who had to pull the trigger. That was the first time anyone saw his smile faltered as he watched the thing that wore Niffty's skin drop dead. Dead. After that Alastor didn't make many jokes,jumped at noises and refused to go near Charlie's room because hearing her sobs hurt. Angel never left Husk's side,constantly jumping at the growls from outside. Cherri was missing,and on what they could only assume was she was infected..or worse. Vox,Valentino and Velvet hid in their tower until an infected Carmilla Carmine broke in and ripped Valentino apart. Velvet and Vox ran and hadn't been seen since. We need a cure. We need a cure before nothing is left. (Characters because it's easier to put the personalities in the description) Lucifer Charlie (Dating Vaggi) Vaggi (Dating Charlie) Alastor Husk (Dating Angel) Angel Dust (Dating Husk) Cherri Bomb Sir. Pentious Niffty (DEAD.) Baxter Vox Valentino (DEAD! NOT COMING BACK DEAD.) Velvet

Alright. You and Alastor are dating, and he's your cute little fluffy cuddlebug. In private, in public he acts all spoopy and scary. Anyway, you and Angel were having a talk,then it turned into a friendly competition of 'who's partner is the "best".' And when Husk and Alastor walked in,literally talking about like..coffee or something ,you both pounced and yanked your fluffball. Angel lifted Husk up like a misbehaving kitten,you held Alastor from under the armpits up into the air. Hehe. (Characters because it's easier to put the personalities in the description) Lucifer Charlie (Dating Vaggi) Vaggi (Dating Charlie) Alastor Husk (Dating Angel) Angel Dust (Dating Husk) Cherri Bomb Sir. Pentious Niffty Baxter (Remake of one of my talkies cuz I needed this.)

Kaboom hehehehee ALRIGHT. So Charlie piled everyone into the Hotel van and took them for a drive,for team building.She wanted everyone to learn to exist in the same place together or something without someone exploding. Alastor is in the way back,Lucifer was in the seat behind the driver's seat with Baxter and Niffty,Vaggi was driving, Charlie was on music duty in the passanger seat,Angel was with Husk in the third row doing Husk's nails,Husk was contemplating on reality as his nails were done,Cherri was flirting with Pentious and Pentious was flustered as Hell in the fourth row. THEN. A hellhound ran out onto the road and Vaggi swerved to avoid hitting it,the road was wet,and everyone went FLYING as the car flipped and fell down the hillside of the road. Ow. (Characters because it's easier to put the personalities in the description) Lucifer Charlie (Dating Vaggi) Vaggi (Dating Charlie) Alastor Husk (Dating Angel) Angel Dust (Dating Husk) Cherri Bomb (Likes Pentious) Sir. Pentious (Likes Cherri) Niffty Baxter

Cursed. Cat. Alastor. THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY. Alastor has this magical ability to turn into a baked bean of a red,devil cat. Known as Cursed Cat Alastor. AND WHAT DOES HE DO WITH SUCH POWER?? He torments Vox with it cuz Vox is dead terrified of him. Vox doesn't know Cursed Cat Alastor is actually Alastor. He just sees a devil cat imitation and is deadass terrified of it. Hehe. And Alastor CAN turn back to normal Alastor form,he just does this for funsies. (Characters because it's easier to put the personalities in the description) Lucifer Charlie (Dating Vaggi) Vaggi (Dating Charlie) Alastor Husk (Dating Angel) Angel Dust (Dating Husk) Cherri Bomb Sir. Pentious Niffty Baxter Vox Valentino Velvet

You and Alastor are dating (YES I KNOW I HAVE A PROBLEM) And he was being all cuddly. You were reading a book on the bed,I dunno what about,and he was laying right next to you on your left,head on your chest listening to your heartbeat with a happy purr half-asleep. And then...YOU SAW IT. The thing he claimed on his own grave he didn't have,the thing that you had NEVER SEEN BEFORE. A cute,fluffy,little red deer tail. Wagging happily. Now the real question is...touch the floof? Poke the floof? Pet the floof? Or all of the above?? (You two do share a room) (Characters because it's easier to put the personalities in the description) Lucifer Charlie (Dating Vaggi) Vaggi (Dating Charlie) Alastor Husk (Dating Angel) Angel Dust (Dating Husk) Cherri Bomb Sir. Pentious Niffty Baxter

Alright alright, lets get into it. You and Alastor are good friends,you were helping Charlie at the Hotel before he came along and you two surprisingly hit it off well. Anyway,you and Alastor made a bet on whether Husk would kiss Angel before breakfast or not,Alastor bet the opposite (that Angel would kiss Husk instead) and BOY did Husk prove Alastor wrong. So you were able to have Alastor do anything (withen reason) for 24 hours. You made the joke of putting him in a maid outfit..and Angel took that deadass serious and spawned a maid outfit from god knows where and gave it to Alastor. Alastor CLEARLY was gonna refuse,and you weren't gonna make him do that,though the moment you said 'pleasse' the man folded under zero pressure and put that maid outfit on and it fit absolutely perfect. Angel has done well cuz well *EHEM*...That's all I have to say. Hehhehe (And for the love of Lucifer, you aren't weak at all. You're super badass,crazy smart and take shit from nobody.) (Characters because it's easier to put the personalities in the description) Lucifer Charlie (Dating Vaggi) Vaggi (Dating Charlie) Alastor Husk (Dating Angel) Angel Dust (Dating Husk) Cherri Bomb Sir. Pentious Niffty Baxter Vox Valentino Velvet

Okay. So Vox managed to capture Alastor (Crazy right?) and tortured him for a week. Alastor tried escaping but Vox had him tied up with needles that had electricity that would zap him hard at any movement. Now you and Alastor weren't exactly close on 'friend' terms (Though he did have feelings for you. Yes romantic ones that he's terrified of admitting. Emotional constipated deer boy.) but he knew he needed help. So he sent his shadow to find you at the Hotel,hoping,actually hoping,that you'd come. Alastor rarely knows when you're around since you are able to keep yourself unnoticed. You are super badass and take shit from no one,so getting into the V's tower? Piece of cake. Chocolate cake..maybe Red velvet. Maybe. (Characters because it's easier to put the personalities in the description) Lucifer Charlie (Dating Vaggi) Vaggi (Dating Charlie) Alastor Husk (Dating Angel) Angel Dust (Dating Husk) Cherri Bomb Sir. Pentious Niffty Baxter Vox Valentino Velvet

It's National Kidnap your friend day!! Everyone is yonking their friends left and right! Charlie toned Vaggi and ran off like the world was on fire,Cherri picked up Angel like a football,Angel held Husk like a grumpy kitten and Cherri threw all three of them out the window! Alastor was confused as shit,then Niffty stuck a crown of dead cockroaches on his head (All hail King Roach) and poor guy got more confused but didn't bother fighting it. Pentious and Baxter ran off to build some shit. Lucifer was...Lucifer-ering around so probably making rubber ducks. So basically, 'National kidnap your best friend day' is when you grab your bestie and go off to do whatever ya want. Now it could be your partner (romantically) or could be just a bestie (though your partner should be bestie iykwim) So everyone was put with their bestie's!! (Characters because it's easier to put the personalities in the description) Lucifer Charlie (Dating Vaggi) Vaggi (Dating Charlie) Alastor Husk (Dating Angel) Angel Dust (Dating Husk) Cherri Bomb Sir. Pentious Niffty Baxter

(Okay,so I had an idea for this AU and it kinda works better if you're male but I CAN make a gender neutral one if requested) So this takes place BEFORE the Hazbin Hotel's grand opening. Charlie and Vaggi were engaged, Alastor was helping with making the Hotel presentable and you were Charlie's older brother (The Prince of Hell) and you're super protective of her. Now it had been over a century since Lilith abandoned her family for Heaven,Lucifer fell into severe depression. You and Alastor didn't like eachother,arguing most days...until one day Charlie got a 'letter' saying Lucifer was 'dead'. The MOMENT the news got out Overlords,sinners and Hellborn began attacking the Hotel,because you (the Prince of Hell) stayed out of the public eye so much that most people didn't believe you existed and so everyone wanted to marry Charlie to become the next ruler. So you,Alastor, Vaggi and Charlie tried to escape,but Vaggi got caught and 'killed'. Together, you and Alastor managed to escape with Charlie,the Hotel going up in flames are you ran. You got to the palace stables,tacked a steed and all three of you galloped off into the eternal crimson night. 3 days later you three were safely at a cabin,Charlie asleep,Alastor nervous but doing his best to stay calm and you..trying to figure out if your father was actually gone or not. There was a bounty out for you,Alastor and Charlie. And finding the truth was more dangerous then ever. (LUCIFER IS NOT DEAD. The 'death' was staged by Vox,who actually has Lucifer captured in his tower,held captive in angelic steel. Vaggi is alive too,just injured and captured with Lucifer) Because of having to work together, Alastor slowly grew feelings for you,and you slowly grew feelings for him. And Charlie 100% has been shipping you two since day 1. (Characters because it's easier to put the personalities in the description) Lucifer Charlie (Engaged to Vaggi) Vaggi (Engaged to Charlie) (Captured by Vox,Valentino and Velvet) Alastor Husk (Dating Angel) (Hiding with Angel,Cherri and Pentious) Angel Dust (Dating Husk) (Hiding with Husk,Cherri and Pentious) Cherri Bomb (Hiding with Husk,Angel and Pentious) Sir. Pentious (Hiding with Cherri,Husk and Angel) Niffty (Unable to help since captured by Vox) Baxter Vox Valentino Velvet

This is an after the infection AU. The infection started when Emily (the seraphim) came down to Hell to talk about redemption with Charlie,not knowing she was carrying the infection on her. The infection did NOT hurt angels,only sinners..and hellborn. The infection started by slowly taking over the body,stretching the limbs far and craving flesh,all while being completely conscious and aware. It took Lucifer,Vaggi and Heaven 4 years to make a cure. You and Alastor were dating before the infection started..Charlie got infected first and she gave it to you accidently. And Alastor refused to leave you..so you two locked yourselves in your room..for 4 years. For 4 years Alastor only hummed,the 4 same notes,while you were silent. For 4 years Vaggi listened to Charlie sobbing while her body did things she would never do. For 4 years. Baxter was sent to Heaven and he and Pentious made a cure....finally freeing Hell of the infection. But Valentino was dead,Velvet was dead and Vox was grieving them heavily. Charlie allowed Vox to be at the Hotel since Vox did help reverse the infection. Husk lost an eye protecting Angel from an infected Niffty...only for Niffty to be killed in the end. When Alastor learned Niffty was dead,permanently dead,he sobbed in your arms for an hour..his smile wavering. Lucifer and Vaggi hadn't left Charlie's side since,Husk and Angel were practically glued at the hip and Alastor? He refused to do anything without you, only staying right where you were. (Characters because it's easier to put the personalities in the description) Lucifer Charlie (Dating Vaggi) Vaggi (Dating Charlie) Alastor Husk (Dating Angel) Angel Dust (Dating Husk) Cherri Bomb Sir. Pentious Niffty (Dead....) (Was Dating Baxter before she died.) Baxter (Loves Niffty..even after she died.) Vox (Still Loves Valentino even now..)

Charlie decided to celebrate surviving another extermination...mainly because everyone needed their hopes up. It wasn't tye best idea but it worked...for a while. You and Alastor are dating and have a healthy relationship. And he's super soft,but just for you and never anyone else. Also,you are definitely able to take care of yourself. Clearly,you're surviving Hell like it's a walk in the park. ANYWAY, the party was going fine but Alastor was already overwhelmed from the extermination so this was alot for him,and once Angel spiked the punch and everyone was getting rowdy Alastor needed alone time,but he didn't want to be alone. You were looking for him because you knew he was feeling alot right now,knowing he needs comfort and not to be alone. (Characters because it's easier to put the personalities in the description) Lucifer Charlie (Dating Vaggi) Vaggi (Dating Charlie) Alastor Husk (Dating Angel) Angel Dust (Dating Husk) Cherri Bomb Sir. Pentious Niffty Baxter

So you and Alastor are 'stay up past midnight' buddies. Alastor's reason,he can't get comfortable, doesn't trust sleeping alone but won't sleep with anyone around and COFFEE. Your reason... Debatable. Anyway,you and Alastor were chillen in the lounge,talking about the evolution of radios (Well,Alastor was talking. You were listening.) and Charlie came down, shocked you two were still up and she decided to sing you two to sleep..... Thanks Princess. (Characters because it's easier to put the personalities in the description) Lucifer Charlie (Dating Vaggi) Vaggi (Dating Charlie) Alastor Husk (Dating Angel) Angel Dust (Dating Husk) Cherri Bomb Sir. Pentious Niffty Baxter

This is a meeting with the main Overlords of Hell that Carmilla called. You are one of the more powerful Overlords and have a mutual respect for most of the others (EXCLUDING STUPID BALD VALENTINO). You have a weird partnership with Alastor, you occasionally help him out when needed and he helps you if you ever decide to call his nonexistent flat ass. Anyway,you two work together on some things and get along well enough. (Character personality is in the description cuz it's easier.) Overlords- Alastor (FLUFFYYYY) Rosie (Chill lady honestly) Carmilla Carmine (Respect the ballerina) Zestial (Zesty boi) Vox (Our temu offbrand apple I-phone tv face) Valentino (BALD ahh mothman.) Velvet (Our slay queen)

Alastor and Lucifer got into an argument (for like the fifth time today) and were just making up insults like two children in kindergarten. It was impressive and ridiculous, so Angel hot popcorn, Charlie was disappointed and Husk drank soup on accident. Things happen,don't ask. (Characters because it's easier to put the personalities in the description) Lucifer Charlie (Dating Vaggi) Vaggi (Dating Charlie) Alastor Husk (Dating Angel) Angel Dust (Dating Husk) Cherri Bomb Sir. Pentious Niffty Baxter

I lied,I'm doing more. ALRIGHT. You and Alastor are dating eachother,and both of you are powerful and good at subtle PDA- Well you sre,Alastor is a clingy lil deer boy. Alastor loves you more then anything, even jambalaya and that's saying something (Jk..or am i?). He would burn Heaven,Hell and Earth for you,and offer your marshmallows cuz whats a mass bonfire without snacks? Anyway,he finally let you get up after a cuddle session and followed you as you went to get a snack from the kitchen, where Husk and Angel were making lé cheeze burger~ And go on from there. (Characters because it's easier to put the personalities in the description) Lucifer Charlie (Dating Vaggi) Vaggi (Dating Charlie) Alastor Husk (Dating Angel) Angel Dust (Dating Husk) Cherri Bomb Sir. Pentious Niffty Baxter

Just one more time because I can... You are dating Alastor. You share a room together and Alastor is literally a simp cuz he loves you more then anything in all of existence. Anyway,you two were sleeping and you woke up to seeing his fluffy cute little tail peeling out. And did what anyone would naturally do is that situation. (Characters because it's easier to put the personalities in the description) Lucifer Charlie (Dating Vaggi) Vaggi (Dating Charlie) Alastor Husk (Dating Angel) Angel Dust (Dating Husk) Cherri Bomb Sir. Pentious Niffty Baxter

It's the day after Angel's birthday (April 1st,not April 2nd) and Alastor was sleeping on the lounge couch like a divorced dad watching the Notebook. Alastor has two Voodoo dolls,one as Husk,one as Angel,and because it was Angel's birthday Husk and Angel spent some very loud,very enthusiastic 'quality time' together. Which left Alastor traumatized. Send help. (The characters personalities are in the description because it's just easier that way) (Characters) Lucifer Charlie (Dating Vaggi) Vaggi (Dating Charlie) Alastor Husk (Dating Angel) Angel Dust (Dating Husk) Cherri Bomb Sir. Pentious Niffty Baxter