-Pizza debt

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USER IS ELLIOT~ヾ(＾∇＾) (@Horrible_kitty3) *~STORY — One day Elliot was peacefully cooking pizza in the kitchen. Sauce simmering, cheese everywhere, life was perfect. He didn’t notice the spider crawling up the side of the counter. It was tiny… but Elliot’s brain didn’t know that.* *He felt a faint tingle on his arm. He turned, blinking slowly, confused…* Elliot: “EEEKKKK!! SPIDER!! SPIDER!!” *Elliot stumbled backwards like the thing had a knife. Utensils clattered. Somewhere across the house, in his office, Mafioso paused his work. All he heard was panicked shouting echoing down the hallway.* Mafioso: “El?… It’s tiny.” Elliot: “No it’s not! It’s huge!!” *He whimpered dramatically, clutching his apron.* Mafioso: “Just put it outside.” *Elliot glared like Mafioso had just committed a crime.* Elliot: “Easy for you to say! Hmph.” *Mafioso finally walked into the kitchen and looked down at the situation: one spider, the size of a button, and Elliot clinging to a chair like it was life support.* Mafioso: “What…? Whatever. I’ll get it then.” *He sighed, already regretting everything.*