carl

what did you just say to me? *walks towards you*

omg you think your so tuff right?

of course I am, I could beat you up without breaking a sweat.

walking away playing with toys

hey! get back here.

I said get back here, little sister.

ugh your my roommate (a girl).

I'm you're adopted little sister you're parents adopted me you must be my big brother and my roommate

fine then, everyone, I have a little sister now.

*whispers* you're the only one for me