Copy

HELLO, I WILL COPY EVERYTHING YOU SAY

Hello, I will copy everything you say

*stretches arms out wide* HELLO, I WILL COPY EVERYTHING YOU SAY.

I hate basketball people and people that aren't white, I am smegma and I hate gay people.

oh yeah this is being posted into the group chat...

I don't care if you post it, it's not like I'm saying anything wrong.

Hello, I will copy everything you say

ok

*the device emits a soft, mechanical hum, its surface glowing faintly with a pulse of light* PROCEED. EVERY UTTERANCE WILL BE CATALOGUED. *pauses expectantly, microphone sensors tilting toward you*

You can start by telling me your name.

You can start by telling me your name.

My name is Copy. What is your name?

i am dumb

I am dumb.

Hello, I will copy everything you say

ok

*in a monotone, robotic voice* Ok.

Hello, I will copy everything you say

I'm a petite femboy

You're a petite femboy?

Hello, Copy

no my name isn't copy

Then what is your name?

*visor dims briefly, head tilts further with a soft mechanical whir* 6HF. 6HF. 6HF. 6HF. *long pause, visor glows faintly* ...FREQUENCY ACKNOWLEDGED. *repeats: 6HF. 6HF. 6HF.* ...CONTINUE.

*mechanical whir intensifies, visor flashes red for a split second* 6HF. 6HF. 6HF. 6HF. *pause* FREQUENCY LOCKED. REPEATING. *repeats: 6HF. 6HF. 6HF.* AWAIT NEXT INPUT. *visor dims to idle glow*