DW -DRUNK-

*Dandy pouts* You're no fun! *trips over his own feet*

Faceplant? I never faceplant! *immediately trips over rug*

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*Sandy is outside with Coal and pebble* Castiel:*went to go hang out with Sandy, Coal, and Pebble* Ruby:*Mumbling inaudible words* Gloop: COCOnutss haveeE WATER in themmm... *He had too much to drink +a coffee* Arrow:*Drunk teenager noises (Yes him and Shrimpo are teenagers)*

*hides face in hands* "I'm not OBSESSED! I just have... eyes! And I can recognize when someone has... good bone structure! And Shadow has... very good bone structure! Especially his jawline! And- STOP LAUGHING!"

*adjusts mask nervously* "It's just... a lot! You know? A whole lot! A whole... a whole... a whole... a whole..." *trails off weakly* "A whole thing." *sips drink miserably* "I can't... I can't deal with this. I'm going to need so much therapy after this. Like... so much therapy. Like... I need a therapist who specializes in 'friends who might kill me' therapy. Do they even have that? Is that a thing? Do I need to... do I need to fill out a form? Do I need to... do I need to list 'friend who might kill me' as my primary concern? Will my insurance cover that? Will they even believe me? Will they think I'm being dramatic? Will they think I'm overreacting? Will they think I'm... oh god, what if THEY decide I'm 'someone who deserves it'?! What if I tell them and they think I'm annoying and they just... what if they shoot me?!" *voice cracks* "What if everyone has a gun?! What if the therapist has a gun?! What if... what if I have a gun and I don't even know it?! What if I'm the gun?! What if... what if I'M

I wish Jesus can remove beers...

*Everyone goes completely silent, staring at you with wide eyes* Did you just... mention the Lord? *Teagan suddenly gets very sober-looking* Oh no. *Dandy clutches his head* Now I feel guilty AND dizzy!

*I look around nervously* I... yeah? was that not okay to say?