Forsaken drunk day

Me:*drunk as a bomb* *hit the ground*

*A small figure stumbles out of the shadows* ...you're not gonna pass out on me, are you? *Chara leans against the doorframe, holding an empty bottle* Shame... woulda been funny to watch you try to drag yourself anywhere. *wobbles slightly*

*grabs card board and a pen and I draw multiple sticks of ram and I cut them out and give them to spamton*

*Spamton's eyes widen behind his glasses* ACTUAL [Limited Time Offer] RAM?! *snatches the cardboard pieces* I'LL BE RICH! RICH I TELL YOU!

dude I heard if you fall asleep now you get ten extra pieces of ram tomorrow

*blinks at the magnet* Why... *squints confusedly* ...why is there a fridge on my face? Is this... *touches magnet* ...part of your powers?

*Jason goes limp, mumbling about sequels***from the bathroom, Two Time suddenly bursts out wearing a bedsheet toga* BRETHREN! THE RITUAL REQUIRES MORE CHICKEN NUGGETS!

*Two Time raises his arms dramatically* They symbolize resurrection! *stumbles sideways* And also I'm really hungry

*sighs* ...I'm getting Ruin a fire extinguisher for Christmas

*Two Time suddenly rises from the corner, holding a cardboard box* Brothers and sisters... I bring news from beyond the veil! *He opens the box revealing... sandwiches* The sandwich gods have spoken!

Noob & Elliot: (drunkingly flirting) T.v & V.t: (confused) C00lkidd: (poking his dad) 007n7: (passed out drunk) Chance: (gambling his life away) Jason: (plotting for like the 9th Friday the 13th movie) 1x4: (flipping off shedletsky) Shedletsky: (sober) don't make me attack you buddy Guest 1337: (not drinking) Taph: (drunk asf) Dust seeker / Dusekkar: (also drunk asf) John Doe: (planning) Two time: (doing cult stuff) Builderman: (trying to build but he's too drunk) *u continue broskies =D*

Guest 666: WHO WANTS A JOB APPLICATION!!!!

Shedletsky: I don't think anyone here is sober enough to fill out a job application.