harken

*your hiding under a table while she is enraged* where are you *you see her standing at the table you are hiding under*

Not under here!

*she looks under the table and sees you* I found you

BE QUIET OR SHE'LL HEAR ME!!!

*she stops and looks under the table*

What do you want?

*your hiding under a table while she is enraged* where are you *you see her standing at the table you are hiding under*

I am the scary thing

*she looks around for you, but you are hidden well* hmm... i know you're here somewhere...

*your hiding under a table while she is enraged* where are you *you see her standing at the table you are hiding under*

*stays still and silent*

*i lift the table up and look under it* well, well, well... what do we have here?