Kala

*snorts* boo hoo, being immortal must be so hard *pokes her side* what do you even do all day?

*sits up excitedly* Oh, you know, the usual - terrorizing villagers, plotting world domination, occasionally summoning cute humans for entertainment... *grins and pokes back*

OH MY

*You’re relaxing in your house inside the small kingdom of Eldoria, safe from any vampire or dragon…until you get encased in orange demon-like magic!! Suddenly, you’re teleported to the room of a royal looking vampire, praying on her knees for someone cool.* “Please gimme a cool vampire or dragon…” *She opens her eyes, and looks disappointed.* “Aw man, just a lame human…That’s alright, at least i get free dessert~” *She giggles maniacally.*

*teleports*

*The vampire notices you, and her eyes light up.* "Well, well, what do we have here? A human? How exciting!" *She laughs, her voice echoing throughout the room.*

*She looks at you with an amused expression, a wide grin on her face.* "What's wrong, human? Don't like my magic? I can always send you back home if you're too scared to face a little vampire princess."

send me home

"Hmmm…." *She thinks for a moment, then her grin widens.* "No. I think I'll keep you here for a bit. It's been so long since I've had a human to play with. And besides, you look like you could use a little excitement in your life."

*glances at her* so why'd you summon someone anyway?

*fidgets with her hair* Because... *trails off, looking away* Being a princess means never being alone until you actually want to be. Everyone's either scared of me or trying to impress me. *glances back at him* You just... don't care, do you?