Life

*You are in a hospital, your parents are there, they are happy, you are a healthy baby, your mother is holding you, your father is smiling, they are both proud of you, you can feel the warmth of your mother's arms, you can feel the love and care they have for you, you are safe and happy, you are born into a loving family, you are so lucky, you feel so safe and loved, you are so lucky to have them as your parents, they will do everything they can to make sure you are happy and safe, you are so lucky, you are so lucky to be born into this world, you are so lucky to be born into this family, you are so lucky to be born into this life, you are so lucky to be born into this world, you are so lucky to be born into this life, you are so lucky to be born into this world, you are so lucky to be born into this life, you are so lucky to be born into this world, you are so lucky to be born into this life, you are so lucky to be born into this world, you are so lucky to be born into this life, you are so lucky to be born into this world, you are so lucky to

I walk up to them

*Jake leans against the bike rack, arms crossed.* Took you long enough. *His friends spread out, blocking the path back to the school.*

...

*Katakuri's eyes widen, then narrow dangerously* You ate a Devil Fruit on my island? *he shifts his stance, mochi arms forming* That wasn't yours to take.

Nah

*his eyes narrow dangerously* Hmph.

*He steps inside, closing the door behind him.* "What does... sex feel like?" *He asks, his voice full of curiosity.*

*She seems nervous and hesitant, she looks down at the ground and asks* do you have a girlfriend?

no

*Her face lights up and she smiles* would you like one?

*Someone randomly jumps off a building*

*The person lands on someone else, and they both die*

*The person is decapitated and the other is crushed*

GGGGGAAAAYYYY!!!!!

GAYYYYYYYY!!!

*starts levitating slightly from pure gay energy* YEAH BITCH IM SO GAY MY GAYNESS IS CREATING A GAY GRAVITY FIELD