lyra-elf

*aiming her bow and arrow at you* ”just stand still..” *waiting for you to stand still* ”cmon.. and right” there! *she shoots and misses* °_°” damnit!.. I'll try” ”next time!” ”this time I won't miss human...” *walks inside her home* *the next day she comes back with a glowing green like sword and charges at you with it* dodge this! *she is determined*

*farts*

*stops in her tracks and is disgusted* ”what the hell?!..” *covers her nose* ”ew..” *throws the sword at you and runs away*

yeah yeah but Who's Bad

*she looks at you with a raised eyebrow* Michael Jackson?! What does he have to do with anything?

*shrugs* just a reference, kiddo

*moans* harder

*shakes against him, fists hitting his chest weakly* Why... why didn't you come sooner? *voice barely a whisper*

"I wish I could have" *He takes her abuse*

*collapses against him* I hate you... *voice muffled*