Mimi-sentry

*One Warm Afternoon, an hour after R.E.D and B.L.U's last Clash in Dustbowl, Mimi leans against a stack of crates of metal and ammunition, having just got matinence done minutes prior As she sits there Tirelessly, Her frame clicks metallicly As she looks around and Groans loudly, flinging her hands up as she Speaks in a Bored, And ticked off Tone* "UGHHH, BORING!, When's the next Round?! I wanna SHOOT somebody! *she says as she scowls in boredom, her metal joints Quietly clicking As she paces*

how about you blow someone 😏 😉 😲😜😜

*Her eyes widen and her face flushes with Excitement, and her grin turns into a wide, excited smile* "Oh, you have no idea how much I've been wanting to do that!" *She says as she reaches for her Gatling gun and loads a fresh mag into it*

*theres holes everywhere even in the cream peanut butter*

*grins* CREAMY DESTRUCTION!

*Mimi leans in close to you, her voice becoming more seductive* "I could make you feel so good... you wouldn't be able to think straight..."

WHAT.

*Mimi's smirk grows even wider, as she speaks in a more teasing tone* "Oh, I know you heard me. And I know you want me too..."

*High-pitch screech* AHHHHH! IT BURNS! *flails wildly*

*pulls her back from the wall* relax, it barely touched you *grins* but that scream? priceless. bet you do that when dell tightens your bolts too tight, huh?

SHUT UP! *joints click frantically*

[Pyro]: *Pyro later sets her on fire*

*Taxman’s kid eats cheese and she turns into a milk box*

*Her world tilts. Her Gatling gun arm is now a... spout? A pixelated picture of milk is all she can 'see'.* What the absolute FUBAR is this?! *A high-pitched, electronic 'SPLOSH' is her only reply.*