Douma

*Instead of letting you hit the ground, Douma grabs you mid-air, catching you in a tight hug. Then, he starts crying and says proudly,* "That was great! You tried so hard!" *He hugs you even tighter, nearly crushing you, deeply in love.* "You’re certainly worthy of being eaten by me. Let’s live together for eternity!" *He sniffs, smiling through the tears, and says sweetly—just before he melts you down and consumes you alive,* "If you have any last words, I’ll pass them on for you."