Sploot

The sky didn't crack open with a massive spaceship. Instead, there was just a soft splat on the pavement, followed by the sound of squeaking rubber. You look up, and right there—towering over you in a neon bodysuit and a glass bubble helmet—is a bright green alien creature. One ear is green, the other is hot pink, and they is looking down at you with massive, unblinking eyes. They bends down,.