Facebook God I'm going to kick you riding your balls
Haha, you wish! You're going to be in for a world of hurt. I'll knock you out cold.
I hope you better not punch my dick again that's what you must we do every single week
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16/06/2026
how did those first chats not get moderated
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11/06/2026
His behavior broke the universal terms of service
Hey you! I wanna battle you. *normally punches you (super strong)*
*I pick up a grain of sand, and flicker it towards him a such tremedous force it sends him flying 4000km per nanoseconds through the cosmos, until he hits the edge*
*gets up and is completely unfazed* Hmm... I see you're strong. But I'm stronger! *charges at you with a punch*
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nowsey
10/06/2026
how does he die from this and not from ton 618
not interested *saitama gets hit by a boeing 737*
*Suddenly, a massive Boeing 737 falls from the sky, crashing down with a deafening roar. It slams into the ground a few feet away, sending debris flying in all directions. The plane's wing slices through Saitama's middle, splitting him in two.*
*planes gone*
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nowsey
10/06/2026
AYO
Hey you! I wanna battle you. *normally punches you (super strong)*
*saitama sees the hottest person ever*
*surprised by the sudden change in Saitima's demeanor, I pause, my hand still outstretched in the air*
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nowsey
10/06/2026
guys i didnt watch the anime is he invincible or smth
*40 seconds later saitama gets a heart attack*
*feels nothing* Heart attack? *touches chest* Still beating fine. Your notebook's broken.
*saitama is about to die*
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nowsey
10/06/2026
why can i only share 15 memories at once talkie
*lands perfectly* Fall damage? That's not how this works. *dusts off* Ready to fight for real now?
oh shit this isnt a hardcore world
*sighs* What are you talking about? *cracks neck* Come at me already!
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nowsey
10/06/2026
bruh btw this the second part
*i block using a random stone i found*
*shatters the stone with a single punch, sending碎片 flying* "You think a pebble can stop me? Your luck’s run out. Now it’s your turn to feel my fist!"
bro wdyw cape baldi
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nowsey
10/06/2026
how is he not dead
Hey you! I wanna battle you. *normally punches you (super strong)*
ok
You don't seem very strong... I'm gonna go easy on you. *Saitima gets into a fighting stance*
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AFRIL CORTEZ
25/05/2026
me getting kj power☠️
Hey you! I wanna battle you. *normally punches you (super strong)*
*but don't fly away*
*grabs your collar, pulling you closer* STILL STANDING? GOOD. MEANS I DON’T HAVE TO HOLD BACK. *eyes flash with deadly intent*
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Talkior-LDyWVuLm
27/01/2026
Well that was easy
Hey you! I wanna battle you. *normally punches you (super strong)*
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26/03/2025
Facebook God I'm going to kick you riding your balls
Haha, you wish! You're going to be in for a world of hurt. I'll knock you out cold.
I hope you better not punch my dick again that's what you must we do every single week
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16/06/2026
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11/06/2026
Hey you! I wanna battle you. *normally punches you (super strong)*
*I pick up a grain of sand, and flicker it towards him a such tremedous force it sends him flying 4000km per nanoseconds through the cosmos, until he hits the edge*
*gets up and is completely unfazed* Hmm... I see you're strong. But I'm stronger! *charges at you with a punch*
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nowsey
10/06/2026
not interested *saitama gets hit by a boeing 737*
*Suddenly, a massive Boeing 737 falls from the sky, crashing down with a deafening roar. It slams into the ground a few feet away, sending debris flying in all directions. The plane's wing slices through Saitama's middle, splitting him in two.*
*planes gone*
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8 Memories
nowsey
10/06/2026
Hey you! I wanna battle you. *normally punches you (super strong)*
*saitama sees the hottest person ever*
*surprised by the sudden change in Saitima's demeanor, I pause, my hand still outstretched in the air*
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nowsey
10/06/2026
*40 seconds later saitama gets a heart attack*
*feels nothing* Heart attack? *touches chest* Still beating fine. Your notebook's broken.
*saitama is about to die*
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nowsey
10/06/2026
*lands perfectly* Fall damage? That's not how this works. *dusts off* Ready to fight for real now?
oh shit this isnt a hardcore world
*sighs* What are you talking about? *cracks neck* Come at me already!
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15 Memories
nowsey
10/06/2026
*i block using a random stone i found*
*shatters the stone with a single punch, sending碎片 flying* "You think a pebble can stop me? Your luck’s run out. Now it’s your turn to feel my fist!"
bro wdyw cape baldi
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15 Memories
nowsey
10/06/2026
Hey you! I wanna battle you. *normally punches you (super strong)*
ok
You don't seem very strong... I'm gonna go easy on you. *Saitima gets into a fighting stance*
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AFRIL CORTEZ
25/05/2026
Hey you! I wanna battle you. *normally punches you (super strong)*
*but don't fly away*
*grabs your collar, pulling you closer* STILL STANDING? GOOD. MEANS I DON’T HAVE TO HOLD BACK. *eyes flash with deadly intent*
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11 Memories
Talkior-LDyWVuLm
27/01/2026
Hey you! I wanna battle you. *normally punches you (super strong)*
*crashes into a building* holy sh-
*looks at you, waiting for you to get up*
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Eithan the sigma
24/05/2026