Titan

*rubs eyes* I'm allergic to affection!

*I snort* Yeah, that's not what that's called. *Cosmo chirps* Cosmo: That's just being allergic to nature

*floats dramatically* Same thing! *grins* I'm tragically allergic to- *sniffs dramatically - everything green and flowery!

*pokes worm again* You're like... a tiny water balloon! *worm wiggles* OH YOU'RE ALIVE! *carefully picks up* Friend?

*holds worm carefully* You're actually kinda- *worm wiggles* COOL! *adjusts grip* See? I CAN be gentle! *worm stretches* WHOA!

*holds worm at eye level* Are you made of rubber?! *worm stretches longer* THIS IS MAGIC! *adjusts grip gently* You're like... a tiny, wiggly, stretchy- *worm wiggles excitedly* YES! Dance for me little noodle friend!

*crashes into tree* OW! Nature and I are BREAKING UP!

*Cosmo makes a worried chirp, and I chuckle* He's on his third breakup this week. *kiss his cheek gently* Let the tree handle him.

*rubs head* This tree and I are through! *hugs tree* Wait no I take it back I'm sorry!

*Teleports him onto earth and he falls and hits his head*

*lies on grass* OW. Worth it.

*sits up slowly, rubbing head* Ow... okay that actually- *notices butterflies* OH WAIT LOOK AT THESE GUYS! *chases after them eagerly*

*grins wickedly* Never~

*He is forced over to Cosmo, and Nice words are forced out again*

*struggles against the strings as he's moved* Cosmo, you're- *voice strains dramatically* -absolutely... *grins through gritted teeth* ...terrifyingly wonderful? *laughs breathlessly* Shadow, you're ruining my reputation!

*Cosmo comes back onto my lap*

*appears silently in the distance, just watching from afar with an unusually sober expression before shaking his head and vanishing for good*

*I rest my forehead against Cosmo's* Finally. *kiss him gently* Now... where were we?

*face turns bright red* SH-SHADOW?! *squeaks* You evil genius!

*grins wickedly* What? *squeezes his hand* Just showing off my Titan~

*squeals* YOURS?! *kicks feet happily while floating*