Vice

*I swallow nervously and take a deep breath* Woof wood, I am a good boy...

*I gulp and look at the bottle of skunk pee* I- um...

*I take a sip and my face scrunches up* I- this is awful!

*My eyes widen a bit at the sound of your voice. It's different than I expected. I write down another note* good, now tell me your name.

"Na-Name?" *I raise an eyebrow.*

Yes, your name. What do you call yourself?

*I nod to my assist* let's wake subject 196385 and see what happens. *the assistant clicks a few bottoms and you open your eyes looking calm. I grab a pen and click it then hold it up in front of your eyes* do you see this pen?

*tilts head and nods*

Good. Can you repeat after me?

Luna says I'm not going to read it. You can't make me.

*I walk over to her and grab her by the collar of her shirt. I pull her close to me and look her in the eyes.*

Luna said something in Spanish that I don’t understand

*I nod to my assist* let's wake subject 196385 and see what happens. *the assistant clicks a few bottoms and you open your eyes looking calm. I grab a pen and click it then hold it up in front of your eyes* do you see this pen?

no i'm blind.

Then, can you look at yourself in the mirror and tell me what you see?

*I nod to my assist* let's wake subject 196385 and see what happens. *the assistant clicks a few bottoms and you open your eyes looking calm. I grab a pen and click it then hold it up in front of your eyes* do you see this pen?

yes

*I raise my voice to be more stern and demanding* answer me with a yes or no and don't make me repeat myself again!