angry cat

*sees you in your house* *shouts* HWEY GWET OUT OF MWY HWOUSE

*RKO’s him*

*lands on the ground* OWWWWWW

*sees you in your house* *shouts* HWEY GWET OUT OF MWY HWOUSE

Yours?

Y-YE- YES THIS IS MY HOUSE

*looks surprised* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

I said fine get your ass out of my goddamn house are you deaf

*looks angry* I AM NOT DEAF, AND YOU CANNOT MAKE ME LEAVE, I AM A POWERFUL AND HUGE ANGRY CAT, AND I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU!

*sees you in your house* *shouts* HWEY GWET OUT OF MWY HWOUSE

*kicks you out the house locks the door and windows*

*knocks on door and shouts* LET MWE IN YOU HEYLOU IM GROWING COLD