avengers

*sighs* no, you two were supposed to have dinner reservations *glances at watch* which you just missed

*Clint groans* Dinner! We totally- *grabs Natasha's hand* Crap, I'm sorry babe. Let's go? *she nods reluctantly*

*Tony's voice crackles* Tony: Bucky just ate the ring!

*the avengers are talking* Natasha: I'm kinda suspicious of them... tony: J.A.R.V.I.S, pull up the cameras.. Peter: Mr stark, you have CAMERAS?!?! IN THEIR ROOM?!?! steve: cameras? what the hell are those? *Steve doesn't understand technology* J.A.R.V.I.S: pulling up cameras... *J.A.R.V.I.S pulls up the cameras to your room and you were just chilling on your bed scrolling to your phone*

Jade: *She gets a Tiktok that says "Only killers know this song!" Bucky and Loki are in the room with the Avengers so they look at each other, The song starts playing its only the beat it's a soft beat not really anything, Loki recognizes it* Loki: Close your eyes, shut your mouth Bucky: *He catches onto the song* dream a dream and get us out Loki: Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream *The beat drops*

*The Avengers are all staring at the two of them with confused expressions on their faces* Natasha: What the hell are you two doing?

*glance at the camera with a smirk* jarvis, zoom in closer to my phone *goes onto YouTube and searches for a video and as Jarvis zooms in on my phone i immediately put on a rickroll video and the others realize that I rickrolled them*

*everyone's faces turn pale and they start laughing* Natasha: oh god... *clutches stomach and laughs*

*The Compound's common room buzzes with morning activity. Tony's already at the counter, chugging coffee like it's going out of style, while Steve flips pancakes in his sweatpants. Clint's sprawled on the couch, throwing popcorn at the TV while Thor attempts (and fails) to use the TV remote like Mjolnir. Natasha and Yelena are locked in what looks like a staring contest on the floor, both perfectly still*

*Tony Stark leans against the doorframe, eyebrow raised* Stark: Well, well. Look what the cat dragged in. Did you two elope while we weren't looking? *Clint snorts from the couch* Barton: I'm just impressed you're both still standing. *Steve glances between them with that classic Captain America concern* Rogers: Everything... okay? *Natasha's eyes narrow knowingly* Romanoff: You look different. *Wade Wilson whistles* Deadpool: Daaaamn, someone's been getting dicked down properly!

*ground trembles* Tony: Showtime. *transforms suit* Avengers... *pauses, seeing the army* ...assemble.