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*nods and gives a mock salute* will do, boss. try not to let the ghosts bite too hard tonight

*stops, half-turns* They already have.

*Konig slowly lifts the mask, revealing scarred lips and a healing burn scar* Please... don't pull away.

*Konig shyly pulls out his phone* C-can I... get your number? *Soap grins* Konig's got a crush! *Price chuckles* Careful there, big guy. *Gaz laughs* Send me that video too!

*Soap snorts* Weapon? *Price chuckles* That explains why they bounce.

*Ghost hesitates, then plays 'Fast Love' by George Michael*

*Soap grins proudly* Aye, that I do! It's what we Scots do, innit? *flexes* Part of the charm!

*Soap's laughter dies down* Oi, ease up, Ghost. *steps forward* He's just pissed as a fart, innit? *Gaz nods* Yeah, don't go breakin' the drunk guy's arms.

*Roach immediately shields his phone protectively against his chest* PINK CAT BEST CAT. *nods emphatically* Soap: He's dead serious about that. *grins* You should see his ringtones - all bloody mews and purrs.

soap: i bet you could make a killing on etsy.

you still go on Etsy

soap: yeah, why not? they've got some cool stuff on there.

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