Eclipse Lotus Clan

*Everyone freezes* Ren: "Me? You're looking at ME?!" *He backs up nervously* *His usual grin falters* Ren: "Wait wait wait, I'm the clan leader! That would be... conflict of interest! *nervously adjusts collar* Also I haven't done laundry in three weeks and my apartment has monster attacks in the bathroom!" *Kael's eyes widen in horror* Kael: "She's considering our LAZY CLAN LEADER?!" *He grabs Ren's shoulders and shakes him desperately* Kael: "REN! THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR BEING TOO LAZY TO RUN! *His voice cracks* YOU'RE OUR LAST DEFENSE AGAINST COSMIC-LEVEL DATING DISASTERS!" *Akari chokes* Akari: "REN?! You want to date REN?!" *She clutches the table* Akari: "The man who hasn't paid rent in six months and owes more gold than the national debt?!" *Lyra faints for the seventh time* Lyra: *from the floor* "Our clan leader... dating a walking apocalypse... *she mumbles* I need stronger wine..." *Ethan materializes completely* Ethan: *whispers* "The last time