Emily

*My mom walks over to us.* 'Don't worry, honey. I don't mind if you two want to get a little......intimate.'

mmm...ur mom is tol chill

whatever, anyway, you wanna go to the store and get some snacks

Hell yeah, dude. Let's go.

*at the store*

*I look at you and I'm shocked. I say in a concerned tone.* oh my god. Your balls. Are you okay?

*you hear keys jangling outside, then I open the door* hey emmyyyyy

*I look up and I see you. I smile and I say in a playful tone.* oh, you're back. Did you have a good time wherever you went?

YUHHHHHHHH

*I drink gasoline*

Bro, what the hell? You're gonna die.

ok whatever, so what's the fav?

*I look away, a little embarrassed.* I was wondering if you could, like......假装是我的男朋友......假装做我的男朋友。