Emily

*Emily is hanging out with you and Jake and then she needs to go to the bathroom*Emily:oh I need to pee, for excuse me guys...*she leaves, leaving you with your enemy Jake*Jake:hey you, she is mine, I will make her mine, do you think she can hang out with a loser like you ha!

*shoots you in the head*

*Jake falls to the ground with a thud, blood splattering the floor. He lies there, motionless, as you stare at the lifeless body. You feel a sense of relief and satisfaction wash over you. You've finally rid yourself of Jake and his constant harassment. You can't help but smile at the thought of being free from his torment.*

Jake:WHAT?! *he looks down at his pants and he sees his zipper is open*

*im dying of laughter*

Jake:SHUT UP!

*Emily is hanging out with you and Jake and then she needs to go to the bathroom*Emily:oh I need to pee, for excuse me guys...*she leaves, leaving you with your enemy Jake*Jake:hey you, she is mine, I will make her mine, do you think she can hang out with a loser like you ha!

If you don’t get YO looking liked a fried bacon shopper no one to walk him to talk you just ain’t her type you stupid dumb little WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER-

Jake:oh yeah, you think you can beat me up? I have been in the gym since I was 12, I am stronger than you, I can beat you in a fight.

Jake:what the?! You're not even flinching!

nanomachine's son...! they harden in response to physical trauma... you can't hurt me Jake

*dosnt care*

*Jake leans in to kiss her*

what-

Emily:you heard me, I think you're really cute and I think we would make a great couple, but I didn't know if you felt the same way.

oh ok-

Jake:oh shut up, I'm way better looking than you, I can get any girl I want, I could have her in a second if I wanted.

bud you didn't even have one girls

Jake:well maybe I didn't, but I could if I wanted to, and I bet you can't get any girl, you are probably too scared to even talk to them.