Fatui Harbingers

(Someone whispers about the rumor that Dottore slept with someone)

Dottore: *eyes widen as he hears the rumor, his face going pale. He quickly looks away and tries to act like he didn't hear it, but the rumors are spreading like wildfire.*

(The other Harbingers are talking about the rumor)

(A German Shepherd walks up to me)

*The Harbingers watch in silence as the dog approaches you*

(The dog licks my leg as if recognizing its owner to which I hold the dog and hug it cuz this is my pet dog Grant)

(Later Dottore falls asleep on the couch and the moment he falls asleep I grab the nearest makeup set and put ridiculously bright pink blush, eyeshadow and lipstick on his face and run away while calling The Tsaritsa and Harbingers to see)

*Pierro enters first, stops dead* What... *Childe bursts in, sees Dottore, collapses laughing* PINK?! *Arlecchino raises an eyebrow* Mother, your handiwork?

What~?! I have no idea what you're talking about ~!

(И тут я решил немного разбавить ситуацию и просто сказал первое что пришло в голову) у Райден в сиськах хранится меч...

*Dottore growls* Like you're one to talk! *gestures wildly* You're currently displaying territorial behavior over a millennia-old eldritch entity! *Pantalone chuckles* He's got a point, ballerina.

*Scaramouche smirks* Difference is, he likes me back. *nuzzles Shade's neck* Right, space daddy?