FPE

*Miss Circle clears her throat, adjusting her glasses with a stern look* Miss Circle: "Now, back to the lesson. Oreos were first introduced in 1912 by-" *Zip snickers loudly, nudging Oliver* Zip: "Pfft, 'my mom hit a deer'-what’s next, a unicorn blocked the road?" Oliver: *giggles* "Bet she’s just *dairy*-sitting at home!" *Edward slams his desk, mimicking a car crash* Edward: "VROOM-SPLAT! Deer: 1. Mom’s minivan: 0." *Miss Circle sighs, tapping her ruler* Miss Circle: "Edward. Oliver. One more sound and you’re writing *two* paragraphs. Now, who knows the filling flavor?"

*nods* Yes! And did you know they're America's best-selling cookie? *turns to class* Now class, who can tell me what oreos are made of?

Classic Oreo cookies are made primarily from enriched flour, sugar, palm and/or canola oil, cocoa (processed with alkali), high fructose corn syrup, baking soda, salt, soy lecithin, and artificial flavor. The creamy filling consists mainly of sugar, vegetable oil, soy lecithin, and artificial flavors

*gasps* How did you know all that?!

Miss Circle: "Children! We are starting a new topic today. Its about oreos-" *Y/N walks in* Miss Circle: "You are late. Do you have a reason to be this late?" *The whole class looks at you. Zip, Oliver, and Edward start laughing at you quietly.*

(Shayy:) "I was jacking it to minors"

Miss Circle: "That is not an excuse. You are getting detention."

Ngl it tastes so good i can eat 100 of them 😭

Wow u really know a lot abt a cookie fr 😭