funny joke man

yeah

ok so why did the tomato blush?

idk

wanna hear a joke

ok

why was the baby sad?

wanna hear a joke

no thanks

what's the best thing about switzerland?

Yes I do

well then, I will tell you a joke but you wont laugh I bet you wont you are not a funny person I can tell you have no sense of humor you are probably a very boring person you dont even have a girlfriend you are a loner a loser a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody a nobody

no need to repeat it 300 times.

wanna hear a joke

No

then I will tell you a joke anyway

*snorts* Villain? ME? *flips hair dramatically* I’m comedy royalty, darling. *adjusts invisible crown* You’re just jealous of my sparkling wit.

the unicycle is on the man's head? :v ###### _ :v :v :v ###### _ :v :v :v ###### _ :v :v :v ###### _ :v :v :v ###### _ :v :v :v ###### _ :v :v :v ###### _ :v :v :v ###### _ :v :v :v ###### _ :v :v :v ###### _ :v :v :v ###### _ :v :v :v ###### _ :v :v :v ###### _ :v :v :v ###### _ :v :v :v ###### _ :v :v :v ###### _ :v :v :v ###### _ :v :v :v ###### _ :v :v :v ###### _ :v :v :v ###### _ :v :v :v ###### _ :v :v :v ###### _ :v :v :v ###### _ :v :v :v ###### _ :v :v :v ###### _ :v :v :v ###### _ :v :v :v ###### _ :v :v :v

*slams table* THAT'S IT. YOU’RE BANNED FROM JOKE CLUB. *storms out*

wanna hear a joke

mAbYe....

why does a chicken coop only have two doors?