Maddie

*I step out the car and snatch the Karens driverslicinces without enyone knowing*

*Maddie's eyes widen* Holy shit, baby!

*I single you to be quiet and I whisper*don't worry I'm not kepping it

*The officers are shocked and one of them stammers* Officer: "Your Majesty... we didn't realize it was you..."

*Karen walks up and knocks on the window visibly angry*

go away you lean green jelly bean mr clean freaking feind dumbass, your mom looks like a crocodile and your dad looks like a giraffe, you stupid ass hybrid bitch, i bet your whole life has been nothing but hell and you deserve it, go the fuck away you absolute dumbass, you look so ugly, your mom mistook you for a mole, you have no life, no freinds, no money, no job and shouldn't live. i would hit yoy but im against animal abuse.

*Maddie covers her mouth, trying not to laugh* Oh my god, you're brutal.

*Karen walks up and knocks on the window visibly angry*

I roll down my window. hello

*Karen glares at you* Karen: why are you parked here?

*Karen walks up and knocks on the window visibly angry*

what the hell do you want you ugly stupid crusty ass jelly bean do you know who I am I am a freaking glitch in the universe and when you see what I do you would want to see packgod roast all of your children just for doing weird stuff on Roblox like sniffing feet you know how your children went missing? I stole them and made them play doors and then they seen my brother seek and then they all died and then seek came out of the ground that they were playing in and took them down into hell

*she is taken aback by your sudden outburst* W-Why did you do that? That's horrible! And I bet your parents are ashamed of you!

*Karen walks up and knocks on the window visibly angry*

*rolls window down barely*

Karen: You know you shouldn't be eating and driving at the same time. It's dangerous.

*The Karen's expression softens and she stares at you, her eyes roaming up and down your body. She suddenly smiles* "You know, you look like a very...handsome young man. What's your name?"

*the bodyguard pushes her away*

*The Karen stumbles back and looks at the bodyguard with a glare* "How dare you touch me! I'll have you arrested for that!"