Lanarkshire

Dumbarton: Cumbernauld’s Just Mad Because My Castle is More Scenic than Bothwell Cumbernauld: IT IS NOT BOTHWELL IS BEAUTIFUL I WANT EVERYONE TO SHUT UP Coatdyke: Can i Stop being forgotten to the Lanarkshire Meetings Coatbridge: Your only famous because of me Coatdyke *Lanark And Carluke Laugh* Cambuslang: Coatdyke They always forget me Airdrie: Thats because theres nothing in you.. Bellshill: I have M&Ds East Kilbride: Im just better *Rutherglen and Bridgeton laugh*