Schoolstuck bs

You, yes you, are JOHN EGBERT. At the moment, you and your buddy DAVE STRIDER, are sitting on the bus. You are on the window seat while dave sits next to you, your other two friends ROSE LALONDE and JADE HARLEY have sat across from you two. As you look out the window, you hear a song come on through your headphones. Dave: "Dude, i can literally hear that shit blasting through you headphones, turn ts down man" *he adjusts his glasses, nonchalantly*