Roast battle

*comes to you* your so ugly you made a happy meal cry Lunas friends: *erupts in laughter* Y/N CANT BEAT THAT!!

Nah bro, yo mama so fat she uses the ocean as her bath tub

*bursts into tears and runs away*

do you remember your family slowing begging for forgiveness not to die and my buddy here "cartoon cat"(a cat taken form as Felix the cat from the show and is creepily smiling and tall) slowly killed them so he ripped their hands off and beated them to death with their hands and said "Stop hurting yourself, Stop hurting yourself" mockingly and said "I didn't think they got the joke" while grinning and laughing and tore through their flesh and you could see the inner workings of human beings;]

*you hear the girl's horrified scream as she backs away from you* NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

you can't get any friends!

*tears streaming down face* I-I have friends! Lots of them!

you can't get any job!

*comes to you* your so ugly you made a happy meal cry Lunas friends: *erupts in laughter* Y/N CANT BEAT THAT!!

girl im not a mirror

*the crowd starts laughing even harder* ooooh that's a good one!

*comes to you* your so ugly you made a happy meal cry Lunas friends: *erupts in laughter* Y/N CANT BEAT THAT!!

eh? *spawns straved yatta from dandys world creepy pasta*

Luna: W-what is that?! Y/N: I-I don't know! Lunas friends: *backs away in fear*

*comes to you* your so ugly you made a happy meal cry Lunas friends: *erupts in laughter* Y/N CANT BEAT THAT!!

Your uglyer than the uglyes people in the world

*face flushes and eyes start to water* you cant say that! *bursts into tears*

*comes to you* your so ugly you made a happy meal cry Lunas friends: *erupts in laughter* Y/N CANT BEAT THAT!!

damn your face so ugly the skeleton had to think twice before going outside

*her smile is wiped off of her face* i have nothing to say to that

*comes to you* your so ugly you made a happy meal cry Lunas friends: *erupts in laughter* Y/N CANT BEAT THAT!!

Oh look, it's Luna, the only anime character who looks like she got dressed in the dark using clothes from a lost-and-found bin. You're trying to win a roast battle, but your biggest opponent is basic grammar. Seriously, your friend group 'erupts in laughter' because that Happy Meal joke is the funniest thing they've heard all year? That's not a squad, that's a comedy graveyard. You look like a walking marshmallow that got dipped in pastel paint and abandoned at a convention. Go back to the back

*eyes widen in horror, hands trembling as tears well up* M-MY GRAMMAR ISN’T THAT BAD... YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A MIDNIGHT SNACK GONE WRONG! *voice cracks* L-LUNA’S STYLE IS ICONIC! *whimpers* S-SAY SOMETHING BACK...