Silly warrior cats

*does the undertaker's entrance* RING THE BELL

*Fernpaw suddenly stands up* I FEEL THE SPIRIT OF ROCK AND ROLL! *starts air guitaring* BABY YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR!

*starts playing master of puppets on electric guitar*

*Sandstorm and Mousefur start doing backflips* YEAH! SHAKE THAT TAIL!

*joins in the backflips*

*Cloudtail starts beatboxing* SWEET MOVES!

*STARTS BREAKDANCING ON MY THRONE*

*One-eye spins backwards* YEEHAW!

*Smallear stumbles out of the elders' den* WHAT IS THIS NOISE?! *immediately starts doing the tango with One-eye*

mmm...*im high af on catnip i found*

*all the cats turn to look at you* Bluestar: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Fireheart: SHE'S ON CATNIP!

what if this is me and im not on catnip *I am staring into the sky*

NO NOT MY BABY!! *lunges at the bird*

what the fuck did you just say?!

bluestar: i said get over it, you have more kits