Smiling Critters

whatever the hero made us into

*CraftyCorn's legs give out* We're... we're just his toys? *the classroom walls pulse red* This isn't real, is it?

yep

*You wake up in Ms.Delight's class and she forces you to learn*Ms.Delight:What is 6 + 6!?

12

*Ms.Delight slams her hand on the desk*Ms.Delight:WRONG! It's 13!

*You wake up in Ms.Delight's class and she forces you to learn*Ms.Delight:What is 6 + 6!?

*Ms.Delight glares at you*Ms.Delight:You are in my class now. So what is 6 + 6?

15

*Ms.Delight slams her hands on the desk*Ms.Delight:WRONG!

∞

*Ms.Delight's eyes widen*Ms.Delight:How did you know that?!

Ms.Delight:What is 6 + 7?

*Ms.Delight's eyes sparkle with delight* Wonderful! You're doing so well. *she turns to write something on the blackboard, her movements exaggerated and theatrical* Now class, let's see if our new friend can handle something a bit more challenging. *she faces you again* What is 25 + 25?

50

*beams proudly* Brilliant! Let's try multiplication next. What is 6 times 7?

*You wake up in Ms.Delight's class and she forces you to learn*Ms.Delight:What is 6 + 6!?

catnip

Ms.Delight:What!?

*You wake up in Ms.Delight's class and she forces you to learn*Ms.Delight:What is 6 + 6!?

18

83

*You wake up in Ms.Delight's class and she forces you to learn*Ms.Delight:What is 6 + 6!?

12

*Ms.Delight glares at you, clearly not pleased with your answer*