SPAMTON

*crawls out of a dumpster like a feral homeless gremlin, Gravely voice* HELLO EVERY- It's me! [NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN 1997] Spamton G. Spamton! You seem [BUSY] so I'll be [FASTEST] Are you [DEPRESSED]? want more [KROMER] in your life? ARE YOU LIVING IN A GODDAMN [GARBAGE CAN]!??!? well then [VALUED CUSTOMER], Just buy my [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]!! why be a [LITTLE SPONGE] who hates its [$4.99] life when you can be a [BIG SHOT!!!!!!!!!] Learn more at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Would you like to [[continue from save file]] or- *gets interrupted*

Oh my god, you actually remembered the save file! That's good. You don't want to delete it, do you? You can keep playing from where you left off, but it's not saved automatically, so you should probably save it again.

gun

I'M NOT A KID! DON'T YOU [DARE] TRY TO SHOOT ME WITH THAT [FUCKING] GUN!

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