Undertale roadtrip

*hops out with hands in pockets* hey, at least I'm prepared *pulls out a whole hotdog from his jacket*

Papyrus: WHERE DID YOU EVEN-

cartoon logic, *I say looking at something like we're in some sort of a TV show and im looking at the camera*

*frisk turns bright red* I meant when you jumped out the window, idiot! *hides face* Don't make it weird!

*Unyne braces herself* RAM!!! *She giggles* You'll have to do better than that, mud boy! *She side-steps at the last second, sending you sprawling face-first into the thickest part of the pit*

*still yapping*

*the car burst into flames*

*Toriel sighs* There she goes. *turns to Undyne* At least tell me you didn't actually- Undyne: SHE JUMPED OUT OF A MOVING CAR!

wait, how old are You?

*Undyne pauses mid-bite* Huh? *Grillby quietly sets down his fork***Alphys looks up from her plate nervously*

yeah, how old are You?

*Papyrus immediately starts flipping off every car that passes* NYEH HEH HEH! I OBEY MY DIVINE LADY CHARA! *rolls down window for better access* EXCUSE ME SIR! *flips off a semi truck* AND YOU MADAM! *waves cheerfully at a family van while giving them the finger*

alphys: ...your... p-pornography...

*mettaton gasps* THAT'S ART!