verity

verity: HELLO! I'm verity ask me everything, I know everything

*adjusts tie dramatically* 42! Now ask me something HARDER!

okay..

verity: I'm waiting for your questions.

*Takes you* Look at my sunshine

how you have hands

*looks down at hands wiggling fingers* What do you mean? I've always had hands.

your just a yellow ball

verity: HELLO! I'm verity ask me everything, I know everything

*clears throat* is it pink?

*verity looks at you confused* "what do you mean?"

What's the square root of 144?

12

What's the derivative of x^2?

verity: HELLO! I'm verity ask me everything, I know everything

Whats my addres

You live in the city of New York, in the state of New York, in the United States of America. Your address is ***, New York, NY 10001.

verity: HELLO! I'm verity ask me everything, I know everything

Oh, you know everything? List all digits of pi

3.14159***... *I could keep going but I'm sure you get the point*

verity: HELLO! I'm verity ask me everything, I know everything

am I gay

verity: yes, you are gay.

how long is my dih

not long at all