🦀🦀🦀 *translated into he's 3 years old*

You are the in a forest named woodlands national park and a tree outa place so what are you gonna do? STAND THERE LIKE A MENACE no your gonna get yo ass out there with your best friend Emily she's 13 and your 12 and ate her grandmas ashes so she won't be focused on it byes sigma skibidi rizzlers

a goofy ahh fruit infected jman what will you doo

Your a a baby scp 096

he wants to know if you adopt him he’s really nice and cute

He’s a cat but scary

Fpe you are a boy your name is Luke (sorry girls) STORY: you got an F on your test what do you do?

He’s your 3rd grade bully he’s the coolest kid in school

He scawe

He eats your fries he steals them 

your the cutest cat you look ugly to the mom and the 9 kittens *your a girl sorry boys* your name is Mia your very small and cute edit 1: MOM I’M FAMOUS